I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?
When I'm good, I'm really good, but when I'm bad I'm better
I aint guilty, im just not innocent! ;-)
For all you who talk about me, thanks for making ME the center of YOUR world!
I'm cool, I'm hot....I'm everything you're not
As long as my boss pretends that I'm earning much, I'm pretending that I work hard
There are some that are wise and others that are otherwise
I avoid temptation unless I can't resist it
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone :(
Trying is the first step towards failure
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them
Everybody makes mistakes, that's why they put erasers on pencils
I'm only crazy when other people cant stand that I'm right
If at first you do not succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
don drink n drive u cud spill da drink.
The wise never marry and when they marry they become otherwise
